3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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