ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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