Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
These tits shall not be calmed
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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