on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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