What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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