Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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