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A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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