Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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