Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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