How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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