Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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