You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It's Friday. Sex?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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