We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I am available for nakedness
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
