so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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