you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
