end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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