I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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