So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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