You work out of a Hotel?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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