Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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