remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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