the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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