he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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