Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Randomize
