S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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