More tranny stories later!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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