and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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