I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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