All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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