dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I need to align my fucking chakras
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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