I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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