fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
its not stalking. its research.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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