So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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