We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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