Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
