Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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