Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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