Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
pray to the hookup gods
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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