he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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