would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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