I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
