The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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