yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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