I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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