How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
