Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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