why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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