And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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