hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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