i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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