I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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